Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Glory Days infosec parody

I had a friend who was a big 1337 hacker
Back in high school
He could throw those exploits at you
Make you look like a fool boy
Saw him the other night at this shady bar
I was walking in, he was walking out
We went back inside, sat down had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was

Zero days, well they'll pass you by
Zero days in the wink of a young human's eye
Zero days, zero days

Well there's a girl that circumvented the lock
Back in school she would turn all the boys' heads
Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by
And have a few drinks after she put her tools to bed
Her and her partner Robbie well they cracked up
I guess it's two years gone by now
We just walk around talking about the old times
She says when she feels like crying
She starts laughing thinking about

Zero days, well they'll pass you by
Zero days in the wink of a young human's eye
Zero days, zero days

Now I think I'm going to the hackerspace tonight
And I'm going to hack till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don't walk around forgetting about it
But I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
A little of the glory of, well time ticks away
And leaves you with nothing sister but
Interesting stories of

Zero days, well they'll pass you by
Zero days in the wink of a young human's eye
Zero days, zero days

Well they'll pass you by
Zero days in the wink of a young human's eye
Zero days, zero days

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Red Pandas are fake news!

I don't know if you know them, but did you ever saw a picture of a Red Panda? Don't you think they look like fat foxes🤔?!
The only Red Panda I ever saw was a car from manufacturer Fiat.
Did you ever encountered a real Red Panda?
I don't know anybody and my theory is that Red Pandas don't actually exist.
They are just a conspiracy from fat foxes🤷